Thursday 27 February 2014

He's wearing a wire!

He’s wearing a wire!
Frank is an undercover policeman and is wearing a wire. He is sitting with three local gangsters.
FRANK: So what illegal stuff are we up to today?
GANGSTER 1#: We are shipping in a crate of heroin.
FRANK: Pardon?
GANGSTER 1#: We are shipping in a crate of heroin.
FRANK: Louder and closer to my chest.
GANGSTER 1#: We are shipping in a crate of heroin!
FRANK:  Pronunciate
GANGSTER 1#:  We are shipping in a crate of heroin!
FRANK: So just to confirm we are illegally shipping in a crate of heroin in which you plan on selling?
GANGSTER 1#:  Yes!
FRANK: And you two are also involved in this?
GANSTER 2#: For the fifth time yes!
GANGSTER 3#: Why do you keep asking us?
FRANK: No reason. Well I have got everything I need, see you in a couple of months in court.
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