One of the most significant
defences in history was the moat
SOLIDER 1: Oh great we come all this way and there’s a
moat. ‘Seize the castle that’s what we’ll do’, ‘Lead an army of 10,000 men to
overthrow the king, what could go wrong?’. Now we have bloody walked across
half the world to get to the castle to find out it has a bloody moat!
SOLIDER 2: You think if I knew they had a moat, I would of brought us here? Now where’s Daryl, he got his 25m swimming badge last month.
ENEMY SOLIDER: Hey guys, what’s the weather like on that side of the moat?
SOLIDER 1: If there wasn’t a circle shaped pool of water between us I would kick your ass.
ENEMY SOLIDER: Well there is.
SOLIDER 1: What do you intend to we do then?
SOLIDER 2: Make rude hand gestures until they surrender.
SOLIDER 2: You think if I knew they had a moat, I would of brought us here? Now where’s Daryl, he got his 25m swimming badge last month.
ENEMY SOLIDER: Hey guys, what’s the weather like on that side of the moat?
SOLIDER 1: If there wasn’t a circle shaped pool of water between us I would kick your ass.
ENEMY SOLIDER: Well there is.
SOLIDER 1: What do you intend to we do then?
SOLIDER 2: Make rude hand gestures until they surrender.
JM
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